Me trying to do things.

This would be WHY I DON'T COOK. I left the eggs boiling too long and it EXPLODED. I didn't even know it would do that.
My ear in all it's glory. Except it's hard to see the top.
And here is the top, but the bottom is hidden.
This was the picture Derek brought home. I tried to Photoshop it, but his ear looks funny, since it was pressed against Jake.

My first attempt. I'm sure I'll go back and try again.